Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
lmao what is it even trying to get at like of course he never tweeted a sonnet, computers didn’t exist?? This is so weird
Shakespeare was a wildly popular playwright with a biting, filthy sense of humour and a whole shedload of up-to-the-minute gags, whose savvy grasp of what the public wanted let him succeed in a hugely competitive market that plowed through plays at the rate we plow through TV episodes.
You’re damn right he’d have a twitter. He’d be the king of Elizabethan social media.